A means that the corresponding potato is interactive.
Of the genus solanum
This is a potato:
This is a russet potato, of the species Alturas potato, although there are over 4,000 varieties of potatoes on Earth (not including the secret civilization of Martian potatoes).
martianum potatus
Here, you can notice the tentacles instead of eyes, the intelligence in its eyes, revealing intelligence far more advanced than a mere human's. It also has pretty cool hair. IDK why. We're pretty sure they're afros though. Since we're talking about afro's, we might as well go all the way in!
stayinalive potatus
This potato is frequently recognized by it's large hair, garish clothing, and copious amounts of exposed chest hair. As a matter of fact, the name of this species originates from the legacy of the first Afro Potato: the Bee-Gee Afro Potato! It was easy to find these potatoes in the 20th century, but the changes in the 21st century's growing conditions has led to a rapidly decreasing number of these potatoes. Conservation efforts have been made for this potato, however.
instantbakeicus potatus
Instantbakeicus is not naturally occuring, as it was genetically engineered in a very secret lab on the moon. The Very Secret Company is planning to release it to most supermarkets soon. It's main ability is that it can cook itself in any situation without any assistance. Usually, it walks to the nearest oven, but if one isn't available, it'll whip out it's tanning bed and start slow-cooking. If all options are gone, it is infused with trinitroglycerine (TNT), and will cook itself that way. The Very Secret Company is already innovating an energy-saving model that will allow it to cook with lower temperatures. Once it is cooked, it uses its remaining energy to summon sour cream and green onions, and then make it's way back to the owner (who, presumably, is very lazy). Talking about lazy people, let's segue into our next potato!
lazybumits potatus
This legendary potato has inspired, humans and potatoes alike, for thousands of years, to follow in its powerful footsteps. Some of it's greatest disciples have changed the world through their utter laziness. Lazybumitis is usually found on couches, with a dent in the couch near its butt, and a remote in its hand. Often there will be food wrappers/other assorted trash nearby. Unsurprising enough, one of this potato's favorite habitats is the grandmother's basement.
rendererroricus potatus
The glitch potato is not usually found in the physical world, but instead in either the world of metadata of the edges of the multiverse. It has mystical powers that allow it to teleport. Usually, however, you can see it whenever you cancel a low-quality download before it completes or when your 3D modeling software is mad at you. It usually looks strange, with its limbs in odd places and its face kind of messed up. It has a cousin named corruptedfileus potatus .
potatomatos potatus
One of the most interesting potatoes, potatomatos is a potato-tomato hybrid, yet another one of the hybrids made by the Very Secret Company. Initially used for reconnaissance work for the tomato-potato war, this potato has since become a symbol of peace, a relic of war preserved years after the treaty of Pomatus was formed. Today, however, the original hybrid made by the Very Secret Company has long since decomposed, and the treaty has made it so that no more have been made, so homo sapiens is attempting to recreate it by cutting tomatoes and potatoes in half, and using the almighty power of duct tape to stick them back together. Do not despair, this transmogrification process only uses volunteer vegetables/fruits, and the patients are sedated during the procedure.
annoyingtocatchicus potatus
Escape potatoes are, as their name suggests, very good at escaping. If you want to try to catch one, try your luck above. I bet you won't catch one (unless you change the code, which is cheating). These potatoes are so secretive that they don't even have faces! As they have telekinetic powers, they also have no need for arms, legs, and other limbs. This makes them almost impossible to distinguish from the standard potato in real life until interacted with! Remember that potato that you reeeaaallllyyy needed for dinner, but then mysteriously disappeared (sending you on a depressing last-minute trip to the grocery store)? Chances were that that potato was an escape potato!
famouspeoples potatus
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